Burning water and piling up dishes since 2010. Chronicling my adventures via text and video with the hard working motorcycle riding Cable Guy and first born Monkey sprinkled with some musings. Did I mention I have a crippling fear of frying food?
Why is this grill only 75% finished? Well let me tell you. After 5 hours, two mistrials, and feeling my blood pressure rise to unsafe levels, I snapped the ignition wire. For the first time in my life, I literally saw red. And orange. And black. There may have been primitive screaming.
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