Who knew the never ending week from the third level of hell would actually end? In celebration, here is a recap of Salad Week, in before and after form.
Monday: Meatless Monday
|Before the addition of dressing-so-good-it-would-make-charcoal-taste-good|
|After the addition of dressing-so-good-it-would-make-charcoal-taste-good|
Tuesday: Chicken Salad
|Before (and I'm like 98.3462346% sure this is NOT the tuna salad)|
|After (ok wow yeah my surety just dropped way intp the the single digits...it's the freakin' mayo!)|
|Before...well before the addition of cheese|
|After (see the layers of texture and edibilicity?? That's what feta does to your food people)|
|Before (now you see my dilemma!)|
|After (at least I made it look pretty)|
What's in store for Friday? I'm glad you asked. I am going to go join the Binky's for dinner at the Lobstah (I'm not making this up, that's exactly how she spelled it in her text). Maybe I'll get a salad. Or maybe I'll be realistic and get something dripping in butter and covered in cream sauce. Yeah, let's be realistic for a change.