Vacation = twenty pounds

I'm going to need my jaw wired shut for the next month in order to lose the weight I gained while visiting my in-laws in South Carolina. Here are some of the gastronomic highlights:

Fish and chips at Windjammer

We had dinner here one night. The leftovers fed us for two more days!

A fortress of rice and meat.

Underneath that rice somewhere are vegetables.

The chef.

This is what was leftover AFTER I finished eating.